I Blame Jenny McCarthy

Have you checked out Jim Carrey's website? You should, just for the experience. I have to give the guy props for the Bosch-ian creatures and themes there - birdies with his head, weird things in the sky - and just the utter mish-mash of it all. That said, I'm not a fan of sites that automatically play music, and the links are not terribly smooth, either (how do I simply read his filmography? Oh, screw it - I'm just going to go to imdb.com). Ok, so perhaps it's a bit annoying. Oh, and if you click on Biography, you'll get a big, nasty eyeball. Unacceptable!

The Olsens are all over that

Halloween may be over, but you can still dress like a club-footed demon from Hell. That's right: these are actual "boots," designed by someone allegedly famous, and I don't think they're intended as a joke. Or maybe fashion is just a big joke anyway. Who knows? Why ask why?

Sunny Days, Sweeping the Clouds Away

Sesame Street is just about to turn 40! I'm so happy for this classic show that entertained and educated me as a little kid. Did you know that it started with an objective to reach out to preschoolers at home who weren't going to good schools, or weren't going to school at all? And that Cookie Monster used to binge eat and smoke? Ah, those nutty 60s!

Today the Street emphasizes healthy diets and exercise (especially yoga) -- even Cookie Monster watches his line and only indulges in cookies occasionally. Here's to another 40 years!

Marry A Gay Today

That's the slogan to the new movement I'm starting. It's a grass roots movement that will rise up and overturn all of these ridiculous laws that do not allow consenting adults to legally make a commitment to one another.

Banning gay marriage is a direct violation of civil rights.

(Disclaimer: I have not marched yet for gay rights, although I've talked up and down about the issue. Maybe it's time I start.)